Finally A Pregnancy Book That Won’t Put Men to Sleep
My Boys Can Swim! tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy, such as: How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn’t put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And, most important, what’s it going to do to your sex life?
This rollicking, laugh-out-loud book is for expectant dads in search of bottom-line pregnancy information, without all that boring touchy-feely stuff you find in those books written for women. Inside you’ll discover helpful and hilarious information and insights on such topics as:
The Maternity Wardrobe: “A key part of the maternity wardrobe is maternity underwear parachute-like undies big enough to fit an NFL defensive lineman.”
Baby Names: “Don’t give your kids mockable names like Thaddeus, which is Greek for ‘I’m a dork and should be beaten up.’”
The Birth: “No one told me it’s normal that babies’ heads can be misshapen at birth. I was convinced that my wife gave birth to Veldar, the conehead.”
Customer Review: He knows more than I thought…
A few weeks ago, my husband turned to me out of the blue and remarked smugly, “I can’t believe how some guys don’t know anything about pregnancy.”

I wasn’t sure how to respond. I hadn’t been very impressed with his knowledge to date. I was 3 months along and I had read several of the books designed for women.

But his cousin had given him this book, and the guy who wouldn’t look sideways at “What to Expect…” was making his way through “My Boys Can Swim.”

Soon he started coming up with some good stuff. When I discovered my favorite jeans uncomfortably tight, he gave me a hug and promised that I’m going to look great with the big belly. When he caught me examining myself sideways in the mirror, trying in vain to suck in my growing pouch, he said, “Enjoy your pregnant body.” When my emotions got the best of me and I dove in for an argument, he gracefully disengaged me.

And the real kicker came yesterday. As I was directing him to steer clear of an area of foul smelling air, I admitted to having what seemed to be an extra supply of gas lately. “Oh, the book said that would happen!” he responded cheerfully as he quickly scurried by.

Buy it, and leave it in his favorite bathroom.
Customer Review: Short? Yes Worth it? Yes Useful? Yes
As a first time expecting father everything has been confusing, even looking for a pregnancy guide that’s shorter than The Bible. This was my first book I’ve read on the subject so I didn’t want something overwhelming. This is exactly what this book is good for. It gives relevant information that one can digest in a few hours and come away knowing more than they did. This book is simple, informative, and humourous. I remember quite a few times where I would point a part out and show it to my wife.

Now I’m ready to move on to bigger, better, and more informative pregnancy guides: this was a fantastic stepping stone, but not a one stop shop. Learn More / Buy Now

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